Jim was sorting through a pile of paper items from the move and uncovered two wedding pictures we haven’t gotten frames for yet. He immediately flew in to a panic: “Oh no! Something got all over our pictures! They’re ruined!” He handed me the pictures and I couldn’t see anything amiss. “There’s a blue mark. See? Right there.”
It turns out, what he was seeing was the blue ribbon on my wedding bouquet (in the bottom of picture 1 above and by my dress in picture 2). It is a pretty vivid blue, especially against the off-white dress, so it does seem superimposed, and when I told him what it was he literally collapsed with relief. Now whenever someone says “blue ribbon” he immediately gets a headache. I’m sorry but it’s just so funny.